Valentine’s Day Card

Dear Friends,
I wanted everyone to feel the warmth of free Valentine’s merchandise. Though I have to say that I’m not fond of Valentine’s day shit. The staple candy of this holiday, those earwig honeyed, heart shaped poo drops, is perhaps, behind Turkish Delight, the worst sweet thing you’ll ever have the pleasure of choking down. And all that pastel: I thought that was reserved for Easter. Anyway, I hope no one buys anything this¬†valentine’s day and I hope to thereby reap some benefits.



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