Julia Roberts from ‘Pretty Woman’

I’ve never seen Pretty Woman, but I can think no two people whom I’d like to see less assaying the roles of prostitute with a heart of gold and wealthy but lonely business man than Richard Gere and Julia Roberts. There should have been a graphic scene in which Julia Roberts’s character shoves a mole up Richard Gere’s butt (not having seen this movie, I don’t know for sure that this scene is not in the film. If anyone would care to comment, that’d help). After that, Julia Roberts should grow hooves.

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