Archive for the I live for Monday Category
My friend Julia invited me to a comedy club a few months ago, and we saw one of my favorite comedians, Todd Barry. Afterward, Julia and I saw him hanging out, and after five minutes of deliberating, we gushed and asked if we could take a picture with him. He was very friendly. I’ve censored myself and Julia, but I left Todd Barry. You’ll just have to take my word for it that it’s me in the picture.
Additionally, Julia, probably my oldest friend, has a very good blog called Self Promotion. She also teaches a class on making sock monkeys and another on making terrariums. She’s a good sport whenever I get my trademark road rage.
I wanted everyone to feel the warmth of free Valentine’s merchandise. Though I have to say that I’m not fond of Valentine’s day shit. The staple candy of this holiday, those earwig honeyed, heart shaped poo drops, is perhaps, behind Turkish Delight, the worst sweet thing you’ll ever have the pleasure of choking down. And all that pastel: I thought that was reserved for Easter. Anyway, I hope no one buys anything this valentine’s day and I hope to thereby reap some benefits.