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A Scene from “Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark”

Posted in Eggs Of History, I live for Monday with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 5, 2012 by apeface

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Todd Barry, my friend Julia, and me

Posted in I live for Monday with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 6, 2012 by apeface

My friend Julia invited me to a comedy club a few months ago, and we saw one of my favorite comedians, Todd Barry. Afterward, Julia and I saw him hanging out, and after five minutes of deliberating, we gushed and asked if we could take a picture with him. He was very friendly. I’ve censored myself and Julia, but I left Todd Barry. You’ll just have to take my word for it that it’s me in the picture.

Additionally, Julia, probably my oldest friend, has a very good blog called Self Promotion. She also teaches a class on making sock monkeys and another on making terrariums. She’s a good sport whenever I get my trademark road rage.

Valentine’s Day Card

Posted in Eggs Of History, I live for Monday with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 12, 2012 by apeface

Dear Friends,
I wanted everyone to feel the warmth of free Valentine’s merchandise. Though I have to say that I’m not fond of Valentine’s day shit. The staple candy of this holiday, those earwig honeyed, heart shaped poo drops, is perhaps, behind Turkish Delight, the worst sweet thing you’ll ever have the pleasure of choking down. And all that pastel: I thought that was reserved for Easter. Anyway, I hope no one buys anything this┬ávalentine’s day and I hope to thereby reap some benefits.

 

Scene in a restroom

Posted in I live for Monday with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 21, 2010 by apeface

The Butcher Shop

Posted in I live for Monday with tags , , , , , , on December 16, 2010 by apeface

Samurai Showdown

Posted in I live for Monday with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 7, 2010 by apeface

The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of

Posted in I live for Monday with tags , , , , , , , , , , on May 9, 2009 by apeface

Noir egg