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Eggferno Egglection Eggstravaganza!

Posted in Eggs Of History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 4, 2015 by apeface

Hey there, Adventurers!

We had us quite an election out ol’ San Franciskee way, and I think a lot of us are experiencing an eggs-istential crisis, particularly as Egg Lee has been elected for a second term. So the eggs and I thought that now would be the perfect time for some yolks.

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I do love my city of San Franciskee (anyone who says that it is spelled otherwise is liar), but I started to think about how it’ll change and how it has changed. That got me thinking about another place I hold dear in my heart: Hell! I thought, hell, the Eggferno is a great place to depict our beloved mayor.

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I was torn between which ring of the Eggferno Egg Lee should visit, but Dante and Virgil cut me a great deal! First the mayor will visit the Avaricious, where he has to charge at others with boulders. Plenty of exercise!

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Then he’ll make his way to the thieves section of the Eggferno! Here, a snake bites a thief, and the thief turns into a snake. In order to turn back into a human, the snake has to bite another thief. What a lark!

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Finally, ol’ Eggy boy will swing by the frozen lake of Cocytus, where he stands frozen up to his neck for betraying his city. Ahhh, rest and relaxation (I took some liberties, Inferno purists)

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The Eggferno part 16: Lucifer

Posted in Tales of Sensuality with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 27, 2013 by apeface

Finally! Dante and Virgil meet Lucifer, king of hell. He chews on Judas, Brutus, and Cassius for eternity.

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But soon after, they make it to Purgatory. Kinda boring, though.

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THE END

 

The Eggferno part 15: Cocytus

Posted in Tales of Sensuality with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 26, 2013 by apeface

Our heroes swing by Cocytus, a frozen lake in which poor souls are frozen up to their neck, or upper shell.

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The Eggferno part 14: Snake Pit

Posted in Tales of Sensuality with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 20, 2013 by apeface

The ring of Fraud holds the thieves. Here, a snake bites a thief, and the thief turns into a snake. In order to turn back into a human, the snake has to bite another thief.

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The Eggferno part 13: Geryon

Posted in Tales of Sensuality with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 19, 2013 by apeface

Dante and Virgil hitch a ride on one of hell’s many interesting residents, Geryon.

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The Eggferno part 12: Suicide Forest

Posted in Tales of Sensuality with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 13, 2013 by apeface

Our heroes stroll through the suicide forest, a suburb in the ring of hell reserved for the violent.

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The Eggferno part 11: The Heretics

Posted in Tales of Sensuality with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 12, 2013 by apeface

Dante and Virgil meet heretics who must lay in flaming tombs.

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