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John Matrix from ‘Commando’

Posted in Eggs Of History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 8, 2017 by apeface

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Charlie Chaplin

Posted in Eggs Of History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 16, 2017 by apeface

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Auguste and Louis Lumiére

Posted in Eggs Of History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 28, 2016 by apeface

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Frankly, My Dear, I Don’t Give a Damn

Posted in Eggs Of History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 27, 2016 by apeface

Today is an auspicious day for bad-word aficionados such as myself! It was today in 1939 that Gone with the Wind premiered, blowing people’s minds with the word “damn”. If not for that goddamned Hayes Code, it would have been “Eat shit, my dear”.

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The Operator of Bruce, the Mechanical Shark

Posted in Eggs Of History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 20, 2016 by apeface

Does anyone know why the shark from Jaws was called Bruce on-set? Let us know here at delicate adventures! Please keep joke questions to a minimum.

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Carlo Lombardi from ‘The She-Creature’

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I definitely would have purchased the “Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi” doll proposed by Crow in this episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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Julia Roberts from ‘Pretty Woman’

Posted in Eggs Of History with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 24, 2016 by apeface

I’ve never seen Pretty Woman, but I can think no two people whom I’d like to see less assaying the roles of prostitute with a heart of gold and wealthy but lonely business man than Richard Gere and Julia Roberts. There should have been a graphic scene in which Julia Roberts’s character shoves a mole up Richard Gere’s butt (not having seen this movie, I don’t know for sure that this scene is not in the film. If anyone would care to comment, that’d help). After that, Julia Roberts should grow hooves.

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